A HANDICAP MATCH AGAINST KEVIN CARTER
Narrator: Well. . .Damn!!!. . .I don’t think anyone saw this match teaming Bill Barnhart with Felix Hernandez which places their opponent, Kevin Carter, in a Handicap Match against them. This should prove to be an amusing match for Bill and Felix but more like a nightmare for Kevin Carter.
When the scene shifts we are taken inside the Walkup Skydome in Flagstaff, Arizona, where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 410. This is where Bill Barnhart is teamed with his friend Felix Hernandez as they take on Kevin Karter in a Handicap Match. After a short time Bill Barnhart walks into camera range and he stops and looks into the camera to present comments for this upcoming match. A moment later his friend Felix Hernandez steps into camera view.
Bill: Well, Felix, could you tell me what in the world happened in your match against Kris Ryans at Climax Control 409? Everything kinda just kicked into overdrive and the next thing I know you are whacking Kris over the head with your Stainless Steel Briefcase.
Felix: I will be honest with you and the viewers. The match was going well for Kris Ryans. Then the next thing I know Bea is running to the ring yelling something about the Entity that controls the Briefcase sent her down to the ring. That’s all I know about what happened.
Bill: That’s it? I still want to know why you grabbed the briefcase and whacked Kris Ryans with it. Yeah you won the match but to be honest with the Referee distracted by activity outside of the ring. I guess the Referee when they turned around saw you pinning Kris and calls the match in your favor.
Felix: The way things were going at ringside I thought that either Bea was getting attacked by people siding with Kris Ryans or that Kris was trying to attack Bea. Since there were different ways things were going I took the initiative to use the briefcase on Kris but it wasn’t to be malicious it was that I just wanted to match to end so that we would go our separate ways. Bill I would love to stay and chat with you more, especially while you are on camera, but I need to get to the location where I will be presenting my own comments. See you at Climax Control 410.
Bill: One more thing for you to remember about our upcoming match Felix. This is not a tag team against a singles wrestler match. You and I are not allowed in the ring at the same time to take on Kevin Carter. If we are on the receiving end of the assault by Kevin then we have to tag out to the other to bring the fresh wrestler into the ring.
Bill and Felix part ways as Felix walks out of camera range to get to the location where he will air his comments. The camera person with Bill returns focusing their camera on Bill.
Bill: So many people call me quirky but I have to tell you that Felix Hernandez is a very quirky person and wrestler. His best quality is that he gives all he has in every match whether he wins or loses.
While Bill is presenting his comments we see Bea Barnhart walk into camera view and she stands next to Bill while they are on camera.
Bill: Nice to have you with me for the remainder of my comments for my upcoming match against Kevin Carter with my tag team partner Felix Hernandez.
Bea: Sorry I showed up a bit later than I wanted to but on my way to the arena I couldn’t help stopping into a few stores to see what I might want to purchase.
Bill: Bea I need to talk with you while we are on camera as I don’t want a repeat of what happened in the match Felix had against Kris Ryans. I don’t want you bringing the briefcase to ringside when you are in our corner as our Manager. You must leave the briefcase in our dressing room. That way if the briefcase magically appears at ringside and the Entity of the briefcase had a job for one of us to take care of then the incident is on the Entity and not on you or me or Felix.
Bea: I will do what you said and honestly I hope the Entity does not get involved in your match but we have no control over that.
Bill looks intently into the camera.
Bill: So let’s get some shit out of the way eh Carter. You think your shit don’t stink but I’ve heard the backstage chatter that when you are taking a dump in your dressing room the Toxic Control team has to show up to decontaminate the facility. But you won’t have to worry about that after our match because when me and Felix beat the shit out of you there won’t be anything left inside you to poop out. You can call me mean, cruel, disgusting, and other things if you want, but I am free to say what I want, when I want, and to who I want. You are not an exception to that rule.
Bea: Damn Bill! I thought I was the one with the explosive attitude and who goes off on others. You just out-did me big time.
Bill: Thanks Bea. Well that’s all I have to say concerning my match coming up this Sunday. Make sure you tune in to enjoy our match and watch me and Felix work our magic in the ring.
Bea gives a sign that they are done presenting comments for Bill’s next wrestling match. At that signal the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.
