The scene cuts to TV champion Cordelia Clark as she is intensely focused on the main event tonight. Obviously, she’s in no good mood whatsoever, all things considered. Still, she does not look intimidated by the challenge that is ahead of her later on tonight. She’s caught off guard a bit by the sudden presence of her sister, Morgan Clark, as she walks in. Morgan appears to be in an amused but also happy mood
Cordelia: What is it that has you in such a good mood?
Morgan: Well, for me this is a momentous occasion because I finally got my contact hre finalized! So, forgive me for being very excited abou that. Still, tonight isn’t about me, it’s about you. Haven’t I been telling you for weeks that you need some backup to even the score against the awful, nonsensical odds that they put in front of you? Haven’t I been saying that ever since you won the championship that you have, everything around you has been far more cutthroat than what you’re used to?
Cordelia doesn’t appear amused at all to have these reminders thrown in her face, but she remains calm.
Cordelia: Yeah, how could I forget that?
Morgan: Well, isn’t this nonsense that they’ve got you dealing with tonight create the perfect example of awful nonsensical odds?
This at least causes Cordelia to smirk for a bit.
Cordelia: Okay, I’ll give you that one.
Morgan: The powers that be sure LOVE to stack the odds against you and they’ve been doing so ever since you won that championship that you have. It started when they took the belt from you and gave it right back to Angel Kash. Which, of course you overcome THAT. There was the curveball of defending against people from GRIME. There was that trash battle royal. There was the Inception pre-show where you were going into the evening not knowing who you were going to defend the championship against. And now this? A FOUR WAY? I know that you had officially won the championship yourself in a triple threat, but they just love to stack the odds against you, sis. This match that you are dealing with tonight is EXACTLY why I am here. It’s going to be three against one, you know: two GRIME people who would never give a damn about you and of course… HER…
Cordelia: Yeah… HER… how many title shots are they going to give Angel Kash anyway?
The mention of Angel Kash in particular is what has Cordelia really angry.
Cordelia: Haven’t I proven time and time again that she’s not at my level? She couldn’t beat me at High Stakes. She couldn’t beat me weeks later when I “officially” won this title from her to begin with and the only time she’s even had one moment against me was that trash battle royal where that harlot Valentina all but help her. And here, I thought I was done having some idiot bitch named ‘Valentina’ in my sights for the rest of my life, if you catch my drift. For god’s sake, our cousin would’ve fit in great with Angel, Valentina and that whole crew. Fortunately for us, we’ve been graced with intelligence that will take us FAR beyond her level! It’s already bad enough that they’re giving her ANOTHER chance against me…
Morgan: Hey, I get that it’s personal with you and Angel… but don’t forget that there are two other people in this match too…
Cordelia: You don’t need to protect me all the time you know…
Morgan: Protect you? Sis, I know that you can handle your own… but this place has stacked the odds far too many times against you…
Cordelia: And I have OVERCOME those odds over and over and over again!
Cordelia is really maintaining her poise here, showing a bunch of motivated determination in the face of adversity.
Morgan: And I’m going to be right here with you so that the odds don’t screw YOU over.
Cordelia: Sure. I’m glad you’re looking out. I know you will in a tight spot. But tonight, I’m going to once more prove that I CAN overcome ANYTHING these idiots want to throw at me!
Cordelia leaves the scene. However, a confident Morgan Clark is right there with her as the scene fades out.
Dahlia is standing in her living room.
Dahlia: Hello everyone I hope you are all doing well as we try and get through these troubling times. Alexis I can be honest, you’re one of the best opponents I faced in my long career, and when we step into the ring and fight for the Underground title, we will do so without that toe-rag Veronica Taylor around to mess things up. Alexis I look forward to facing you and may the best woman win.
Earl walks up behind his wife placing his hand on her lower back. He winks at the camera as it fades.
Kelli Torres Vs Mother Mavis Shepherd
Darlyn: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! First! On her way to the ring… She is the only wrestler to come from China, Japan, Australia and Puerto Rico!!! Standing at 5’10” and weighing in at 125lb…
The songs kicks into full gear.
Darlyn: She is… Kelli Torres!!!!!
The curtains open up as Kelli Torres comes out jumping to the beat. 4 others all dressed in trainer outfits come out behind her. The fans chant yes as Kelli and her trainers walk down the ramp. Kelli high fiving everyone she can on the way down to ringside. Kelli slides in the ring and goes to her corner with her trainers standing outside the ring.
A white light flashes over the crowd that is almost blinding. It returns to a more tolerable brightness as "Spirit In the Sky" by Norman Greenbaum begins to play through the arena. The crowd boos and gets louder when the announcer speaks up.
Darlyn: On her way to the ring from Tulsa, Oklahoma she is 5'10" and weighed in this morning at 145lb. Representing The Church of The Good Shepherds she is Mother Mavis Shepherd!
And the boos become louder. Mavis walks out onto the stage, folding her hands in front of her, making sure to show off the cross hanging from her neck. She looks around the crowd, her eyes narrow and piercing. She keeps her hands folded as she walks down the aisle. At the end, she walks up to the apron and climbs up onto it. She raises her hands to the air as the white light shines down on her. For a second she smiles and then she lowers her hat to the apron. She steps inside of the ring and walks back and forth while she waits for the match to start.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Gena: Kelli and Mavis come to the center of the ring. Kelli looks completely serious until…
Kelli: *HISSSSSSSSSS!*
Gena: She laughs it off, but Mavis isn’t having any of it as she slaps Kelli into 2021 BC!
Chad: Kelli responds with a punch to the stomach, and then an Uppercut that pushes Mavis backward a few paces. She braces herself against the ropes, and then pushes off to tackle Kelli to the mat.
Gena: Both ladies throw fists. This is anything buy a catfight as they brawl it out like there’s no rules to this match. But, there is, and the referee eventually enforces that.
1!
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3!
4!
Chad: Both ladies let up at the risk of getting disqualified. They stand up, and the referee orders them back to their corners to get things under control.
Gena: Both ladies abide. But as soon as the referee gives the signal, both ladies charge at one another, throwing fists in the center of the ring. Mavis grabs onto Kelli’s chin and punches her as hard as she can.
Chad: Kelli spins around and Mavis breaks up the brawl fest with a German Suplex, planting Kelli on the mat. She takes a few steps back and sets Kelli up. She digs her knee into Kelli’s back and stretches her arms backward.
Gena: Kelli is asked several times if she gives up, and Kelli continues to shake her head. After a minute, she kicks her feet over, scraping one over the bottom rope. The referee calls it, but Mavis refuses to let up.
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2!
3!
Chad: Kelli breaks one arm free and she moves around, flipping Mavis onto her stomach. She sets her up with a reverse crucifix armbar with neck submission. Mavis struggles against this one, the pain intensifying.
Gena: Mavis is outclassed with each fighting style she tries to go for with Kelli. However, Mavis is able to lock a foot around the bottom rope. Kelli shakes her head, giving Mavis the same treatment she was given.
1!
2!
3!
4!
LET HER GO!
Chad: Kelli finally gives in, after a split second longer for emphasis. Mavis breathes heavily on the mat. Kelli goes to pick her up, but Mavis rolls her up. Instead of going for the pin, Mavis whips her up into the air, and back down for a Side Powerbomb!
Gena: She lifts Kelli up into a proper Powerbomb next, and she’s spent! Mavis nearly collapses on top of Kelli, weakly hooking the leg.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Chad: Kelli kicks up, knocking Mavis off of her. She gets up before Mavis, but she stumbles a few steps. Her and Mavis meet face to face, but Kelli goes behind Mavis and goes to lift her up onto her back, but Mavis uses her strength advantage…
Gena: Salvation (Glam) Slam! Mavis crawls over Kelli, this time with some of her strength back. She hooks the leg with a presence!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Darlyn: Here is your winner via pinfall… Mother Mavis Shepherd!!!
“Spirit in the Sky” plays over the speakers and Mavis nudges Kelli once with her foot. She reaches into her back pocket and places The Good Book down on Kelli’s chest before leaving the ring, not even taking the time to celebrate as she makes her way to the back.
In the backstage area, we see Light Blue and Indigo standing by the landing pads outside of Staggs Dungeon, too irritated to go back inside after coming so close to winning the Hardcore Tag Team Championships. Light Blue shakes her head as she looks right at Indigo. Indigo growls and pulls a switchblade out of her pocket and stabs the landing pad, causing it to deflate. She uses the chin portion of the mask to pop the blade back in.
Indigo: Man, we was so close to getting them belts. Too damn close.
Light Blue: You ain’t kidding. We was dominating the hell outta that match too until that one got smart and eliminated us.
Indigo leans back against the air pad as it still struggles to inflate itself, but slowly crumbles under her weight.
Indigo: Not one person is gonna see it that way. We’re still stuck under these damn masks. We’re still stuck in the middle of this bullshit. Nothing’s changed.
Light Blue: One big thing changed. We fight under masks now, and while people like Skag, Andrey Azarov, hell even that whack job Kittie, get to walk around without masks. I’ve been doing this since Kittie was wearing training bras.
Indigo: It’s only gone downhill. I’m trying to hard to work with Angel of Filth to do right by GRIME, but it’s always, always at our damn expense, and I’m so damn sick of it.
Light Blue throws her hands up as if she’s praying. She hums before pointing right at Indigo.
Light Blue: Preach, sis. That’s why we flirted with the idea of running with Dorian, Cyan, and the big Greens. But they done got quiet too, like maybe they’re falling in line. They did come out and help last week in the main event against Team GO.
Indigo nods her head, but not before Dorian, Cyan, Pakistan and Sea Green come walking back through the parking lot with a couple kegs.
Dorian: Don’t get it twisted, sis. We still do what we want, when we want, where we want, and how we want. Cyan’s got his own shit going on between Gold, who been too damn scared to show up since ganking the Uncensored TV Championship. I been dealing with the masses after my unmasking. And these two just wanna drink.
Sea Green: You sure ain’t lying, buddy.
Light Blue: Is there a point to all of this?
Dorian: You better believe it. See, Cyan is going to defend the title, whether Gold has the guts to come around again or not. I’m gonna start kicking ass and taking names. These two are gonna… I don’t know… continue to drink and try to win random ass battle royals. But what are you two gonna do?
Dorian looks at both of them, expecting an answer much more quickly than he’s getting one. He moves his hand in a way that begs them to come out with it.
Indigo: We wanna be somebody. We was inches away from becoming the new Hardcore Tag Team Champions, until it was snatched out from under our noses.
Dorian: So, why don’t you keep going after them? What’s stopping you?
Light Blue: Um, falling two stories off a roof onto these landing pads?
Sea Green: Cop out. I call bullshit.
Dorian: Run with us, don’t run with us. It don’t matter to us. But don’t give up so easily. Ever think that’s why you ain’t never gone nowhere in your careers? Hang in there and shoot for the stars. It’s as simple as that.
Dorian stares at Light Blue and Indigo for a second longer than is comfortable before he motions for them to head out.
Cameras go to the Good Shepherds locker room. The camera focuses on Andrew Borg.
Andrew Borg: Most of the U.S. is under ice or snow. Most are freezing in their own homes. At a time like this, you know what can warm you up? Reading a Good Book. Not just any book. Yes You Can by your truly Andrew Borg and of course the best of the best, The Good Book by Father Gerald. In times like this everyone needs to remember that Yes You Can get through this. The Good Book can guide you well. My book will help you believe in yourself and help you push yourself to the limit, the way the Good Book intends for you to do so.
Tim Staggs jumps in front of Andrew to take over the shot.
Tim: Andrew is out here selling stuff, but I got what you really want. I mean the books are great reads. I can assure you, The Good Book is the way to go. But check out what I got for sale.
Tim pulls out a duffle bag. Tim unzips it and flips it upside down. The camera moves down to shoot the ground. We see a bunch of granny looking panties falling out of the bag.
Tim: Used panties by my very own wife, Alexis Staggs! Who wouldn’t want a piece of that?
Gerald smirks which gets Mavis to turn to look at her husband. Gerald feels and sees this and changes to a straight face.
Gerald: Tim, we talked about this and, I said no.
Tim: No, you said I have to help the church raise some money. I said, Alexis has plenty of clothes that no longer fit her.
Gerald: And I said no, but to keep thinking out the box.
Tim: That’s what I did. See? You didn't think panties would have been next, but I thought outside the box so I brought her pregnancy panties instead. I bet no one saw that coming.
Andrew Borg: No one can... look at those.
Tim: Oh shit! I see what you did there and that’s fucked, coming from Yes You Can Guy!
Gerald: Well, yes, you’re thinking outside of the box, but you’re thinking too far out the box, like some sort of bleeding heart liberal.
Tim: You know what’s not… Father Gerald vs Uncle Jamie.
Gerald: Explain.
Tim: My uncle Jamie Staggs, you want out the box. The Underground title on the line. The Champion, Tim Stagg’s Father, Gerald vs my Uncle Jamie Staggs.
Mavis and Gerald bust out laughing.
Virginia: I think Tim’s serious, y'all.
Virginia says as she busts out laughing.
Andrew Borg: Actually, that’s not a bad idea.
Mavis: Andrew, don’t encourage Tim’s behavior.
Gerald: Okay, wait, Andrew, explain.
Andrew Borg: You have to defend the title once between super shows. Your last two matches put you against Eyesnsane. You really want to face him a third time? Why not go to Lexxa and explain how everyone deserves a shot at your title.
Tim: What better way to prove that then by giving a shot to Jamie Staggs?
Mavis: You know Gerald, Andrew and Tim are starting to make sense here.
Virginia: As weird as this sounds, I agree.
Gerald: Well, let me think about it for a bit.
Everyone looks at Gerald as cameras go elsewhere.
Underground Championship
Dahlia Rotten vs Alexis Staggs
Darlyn: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the SCU Underground Championship! First, coming to the ring from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, standing at 5’5” and weighing in at 285lb, she is… Dahlia Rotten!!!
Earl steps on the stage accompanied by Dahlia and Sarah, they walk to the ring and enter, a spotlight shines on the rings, Dahlia and Sarah wrap their arms around Earl's neck and he gives the crowd an arrogant smile.
"Unbreakable" by Fireflight starts to play in the sound system and a video montage of some of Alexis Edwards memorable moments appears on the screen. Seconds into the music, Alexis appears from behind the curtain, standing at the top of the ramp and throwing her hands in the air as her music plays, and the crowd now cheers her on.
Darlyn: On her way to the ring, from Las Vegas, NV standing at 5'5" and weighing in at 120lb, she is... Alexis Staggs!!!
She looks around the crowd and smiles before she starts making her way to the ring, high fiving and slapping hands along the way. Once to the ring she slides in under the bottom rope and jumps back to her feet. She jumps up to the second turnbuckle, throwing her hands in the air to another round of cheering from the crowd before she jumps back down as her music dies down. She stares back towards the entrance as she waits for the match to start.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Chad: The crowd is on fire as Dahlia and Alexis begin circling each other. Alexis goes in first, but Dahlia pushes her arms aside.
Gena: The circle continues, building the anticipation from the crowd as Dahlia goes in this time. Alexis chops at Dahlia’s arm and then drags her in for a Short-Arm Clothesline. It takes a second to put Dahlia down.
Chad: Alexis climbs on top of Dahlia and begins throwing punches. She gets a good six in before Dahlia is able to buck Alexis off of her. She sends Alexis into the corner.
Gena: She hits a Body Avalanche, and then goes for a Belly-to-Belly Suplex, planting Alexis on the ground. Dahlia goes to hook the leg, but it might be a bit early!
1!
…
Chad: What the…? What the hell is she doing here? She’s supposed to be in Hawaii on her honeymoon!
Gena: Veronica comes inside of the ring with a full length mirror. She picks it up and cracks it over Dahlia, just as Alexis kicks out to have shards of mirror fall over her!
Chad: Veronica wraps her shirt around her hand and begins punching the shards into Alexis’ face!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Darlyn: Due to outside interference, this match has been ruled a double disqualification!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! FUCK YOU RONNIE! *Clap* FUCK YOU RONNIE! *Clap* FUCK YOU RONNIE! *Clap*
Darlyn: Therefore, STILL your SCU Underground Champion… Alexis Staggs!!!
Veronica continues to pound away at Alexis until she’s satisfied. She gets up and begins stomping on Dahlia as Sarah, Earl, and Stewart rush out. Veronica makes a hasty retreat to the stage as Team Canada checks on Dahlia and Alexis. Veronica blows a kiss to the ring before she skips up the ramp and through the curtains, passing the medical team as they come down.
Cameras cut to a back section of the building. Under some pipes that come out from the wall we see Javi with Angel of Filth. They stand next to a door with a sign that says boiler room.
Filth: SCU wants to run their mouths. Seems like they can’t handle GRIME attacking them. They want to blame GRIME for SCU not able to come together as one unit to stop us.
Javier: Yo, we need to stop playin wit them foolz!
Filth: In time we will take over, but for now, I’m enjoying the games. With GRIME using little to know force we seen that SCU can’t stand together. They just complain about GRIME but can’t stop us.
Javier: We been playin wit them for too long Filth, we need to take over already.
Filth and Javi stop and focus on Le Coven as they approach them.
Filth: What do you want?
Javier: I want the little Frenchie, she wants the Weewee.
Filth: Not you, you dog, I was talking to Le Coven. Your mind is full of Filth.
Javier: My bad homes.
Celeste: Javi’s right.
Javier: Hell yeah, you heard her Frenchie, lets go.
Javi steps close to Jenifer…
Javier: Oh shit!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh
Javi screams as Jenifer grabs his nuts and squeezes them hard. Javi’s face turns red as he puts one hand up waving it in the air as if he was tapping out. Jenifer lets go as Javi drops to the floor.
Filth: I’m not even mad at Jenifer for that one. You asked for that shit Javi.
Javier: So worth it, she can hold my nuts anytime.
Celeste: I was talking about you doing something already. I ain’t scared of you. Or do you need to wait till Javi isn’t busy having a hard on for any chick willing to sleep with him.
Filth: Why the rush of GRIME causing you all in SCU to lose your jobs. I bet you don’t care about SCU. You know what’s going to happen, and you already made plans to work elsewhere. Let me guess. SCW is handing you a contract you can’t refuse.
Javier: You trader, like Brother David!
Filth: Get up, you look like a fool laying on the floor.
Celeste: David’s no trader, the only trader is Esther.
Javi gets to his feet.
Javier: Hey now, Esther’s no trader. She chose to stand by her husband. That’s some loyal shit right there.
Jenifer grabs Javi by the balls again.
Jenifer: Shut up!
Jenifer says as she lets go while shoving him away.
Javier: My head!
Javi yells out before hitting the wall with the back of his head.
Javier: ¡Híjole! My other head!
Celeste: Don’t worry, I hear you have a special bed in the medical room, so you’ll be fine.
Javier: Fine like Dr. Weaver juicy booty.
Filth: Jenifer, my partner of crime from last week. I’m sure you want to get your hands on me for what I did but I'll tell you what. How about you let your boss Celeste and I have a chat. I’ll let you play with Javi’s balls some more.
Javier: Filth, why you promised Jenifer a good time for. What if I changed my mind. Jenifer doesn't get any action and nows she’s gonna get all happy. I may not want her hands on my huevos mang!
Javi gets to his feet. Celeste and Filth continue with their debate as Javi smiles and blows Jenifer a kiss. Jenifer goes to grab Javi’s nuts again but Javi kicks Jenifer in the gut and takes off running. Jenifer takes off after him leaving Celeste and Filth to debate as the camera cuts elsewhere.
Main Event
TV Championship Fatal Four Way
Masked Orchid vs Helena Jeckel vs Angel Kash vs Cordelia Clark
Darlyn: The following Fatal Four Way contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the Uncensored Television Championship! Coming to the ring from Transylvania, Romania, standing at 5'8" and weighing in at 150lb, she is... Helena Jeckel!!!
Smoke and fire cover the stage Raisa emerges from the flames and smokes followed the Jeckels, she leads them to the ring, they walk slowly, Helena slides under the ropes, Jake steps through the ropes and sits in the corner, Jack leans through the ropes, placing his hands on Jack's shoulders, Helena sits by the ropes and rocks back and forth.
Darlyn: Next, representing the masked members of GRIME, she is… Masked member Orchid!!!
“American Landfill” by 3TEETH plays over the speakers as masked member Orchid comes rushing down the rampway. She tosses her briefcase to the side and slides under the ropes. She pops up and rushes over to her corner, looking over at Helena with a nod.
The fans begin to boo loudly as "Superficial" by Heidi Montag hits over the public address system
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
As the lights dim and flash gold all over the arena, a lone spotlight forms at the entrance ramp as out from the back first steps Leroy with a stern look on his face. After a few moments, Todd walks out from behind him, looking nervous. As he claps within a few seconds in arrogant and exaggerated fashion, Angel Kash herself walks out as the fans boo loudly.
Darlyn: And next, from The Hamptons, NY, standing at 5’9” and weighing in at 125lb, she is “The Trillion Dollar Princess”... Angel Kaaaaaaaaaaaashhhhhhhhhh!!!
Hoppin' out the maserati
All I see is paparazzi
Snapping pictures for the
Front cover of a magazine
So I pose in everything I wear
Love to make the people stare
Always center of attention
Lookin' so bootylicious
Angel blows an arrogant kiss to the fans before doing a series of arrogant poses at the top of the ramp. She then says something to Todd and Leroy as they first go ahead, before the arrogant rich blonde bombshell does an arrogant supermodel like strut down to the ring, taunting the fans as she walks by them, before rudely sticking out her hand, and flipping her hair arrogantly as she brushes past the fans, not letting them even come close to touching her. She makes her way up the ring steps with Leroy, holding her hand from the outside, as Todd is standing in front of her on the ring apron. Angel then points down as he holds the ropes for her; she enters and poses in the center of the ring as the fans boo loudly. After that, she lays on the top turnbuckle nonchalantly taunting the fans as Todd hands her a mirror and she admires her beauty.
The radio version of "Sucker" by Charli XCX hits the PA system and Cordelia Clark steps through the curtains, instantly drawing some boos from the crowd.
Darlyn: On her way to the ring, from Princeton, NJ standing at 5’5” and weighing in at 125lb, she is your Uncensored Television Champion… Cordelia Clllllllllllark!!!
She starts to walk down the ramp, obviously confident in her self-proclaimed, prodigious abilities. She has a smirk on her face as she gets to the ring, obviously enjoying whatever reaction she's getting from the fans. When she enters the ring, she finally acknowledges the "haters" with a 'hush' signal, which only serves to incite them to boo her louder. Cordelia has a laugh to herself at this, as she starts to focus on her match and the song fades.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Chad: Orchid and Helena rush over at Cordelia and Angel in unison. Angel rolls outside of the ring, letting Cordelia take the brunt of the attack. Helena hits several punches to Cordelia’s face, while Orchid stomps her right into the corner.
Gena: Cordelia punches back, but the two on one is too much for her as she finds herself in a seated position. Angel even goes as far as to help punch Cordelia, and nobody is taking it lightly on her!
Chad: Orchid and Helena drag Cordelia out of the corner and they both go for the pin? How does that even work? I’m guessing it doesn’t, because the referee refuses the count. Helena shouts up at him as Orchid threatens him bodily harm.
Gena: Orchid gives in and lets Helena take the cover. But Cordelia kicks out immediately. Helena screams as she pounds on the mat in frustration. She now threatens bodily harm to the SCU referee, but Dylan simply responds with “Kinky.”
Chad: Helena gets up and meets the referee, shouting angrily, but also distracting him as Orchid pulls out a pair of brass knuckles and pops the rising Cordelia. She drops down for the cover.
One!
Two!
Gena: But Angel pulls Orchid out of the ring and slaps her across the mask. It doesn’t have the effect that she’d hoped for as she holds onto her hand in pain. Orchid goes to grab her, but she runs from her. Helena goes for the cover.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Chad: Cordelia doesn’t get enough credit for how tough she is to kick out after all of that. Helena rips her off of the mat and shoves her into the corner, choking away at her as she practically hisses, but not in a literal sense like Kittie.
Gena: Cordelia kicks at Helena as much as she can, but she’s pretty down and out right now. Helena takes it in stride as the referee walks over and admonishes her for the illegal choke.
1!
2!
3!
4!
LET HER GO!
Chad: Dylan threatens to send Helena to the back if she doesn’t listen. Helena shoves past him to pick up Cordelia, but Cordy punches her right in the face and slides outside of the ring. Helena goes after her, but Angel collides directly with her.
Gena: Angel tries to move past her, but Orchid is hot on her tail and she nails a Bulldog to the floor of Staggs Dungeon. Cordelia tries to crawl under the ring, but Orchid grabs onto her ankle and pulls her out. Cordelia kicks Orchid right in the face.
Chad: Helena goes to pick her up, but she clubs her in the face with a steel mop bucket, sending soapy water all over the place. This allows her to crawl under the ring. Helena turns her attention to Angel, as does Orchid.
Gena: Orchid and Helena pick Angel up and toss her under the ropes and inside of the ring. Helena enters first, and Angel kicks and screams as both ladies pull her to the center of the ring. They stomp viciously as something comes out of the pocket of Orchid.
Chad: Angel grabs it and slides it into her top while taking kicks from both of them. Helena goes to pick Angel up, but Angel punches her in the face, and she falls backward! Angel quickly tries to get away from Orchid!
Gena: Orchid pulls her by the legs and turns her over, only for Angel to pop her with an Uppercut. She hides the knucks in her top as she looks over at Helena. She quickly dives on top for the cover!
One!
Two!
Chad: Cordelia pulls Angel out of the ring and quickly nails her with the Heartbreaker (Spinning double knee right into the chest/heart of her opponent)! She slides Angel back inside of the ring as she pulls herself in. She weakly goes for the cover!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Cordelia quickly slides out of the ring as Orchid and Helena start to come back to!
Darlyn: Here is your winner and STILL Uncensored Television Champion!!!
“Sucker” plays over the speakers as Morgan meets Cordelia and hands her the belt. The two waste no time in getting out of the warpath of GRIME inside of the ring. They proceed to stomp on Angel until Val comes out with a fire extinguisher. She blasts Orchid and Helena furiously. After a few seconds, Val exits the ring with Angel, helping her toward the ramp. As the smoke settles, Orchid and Helena trade words inside of the ring as we go off the air.
